Don’t forget that this Sunday is our Bottle Drive. Turn up to 14 Darnley Street, Littlehampton from 9.30am with either your hands or your bottles. There’s a BBQ + drinks afterwards.

Look, if you can’t help out, we understand … but if the side of your house is anything like mine you’ll have a spare bottle or (two hundred and) two. Take an hour out of your Sunday and support your club. Round them all up and deliver them to the address above.